Ultimate Quote From My 2 Year Old

Just when you think you've heard it all, just 5 minutes ago, my son while going had this dialogue with my wife:

My wife: "Are you done?"

My Son: "Butt full. Poop sleeping. Poop stuck hole."

My wife, laughing uncontrollably runs to me in the other room and relays his now classic retort.

Again, no pictures required nor appropriate.

Random Phrase

Yesterday, my wife said:

"Random Nipple"

The context of which isn't important. It's the fact that she said this and that no person in the history of the English language had ever uttered it up until now.

A picture isn't necessary nor appropriate.