Man, I can't stand winter. Ah...let me count the reasons:
Wind chills below zero.
Inadvertantly brushing up against your car while getting to work only to find an hour later that your freshly dry cleaned suit pants are now streaked with the salt dust that recently accumulated on your driver side door after the long drive into work.
Chapped hands and fingers.
The talk of global warming as a plausible reason for arctic outbreaks.
The talk of global warming as the reason for my part spontaneously changing late last week.
Forget that I badly need a haircut.
My office doubles as a petri dish full of bacteria incubating and morphing until an unsuspecting employee picks up said bacteria ultimately incapacitating him or her resulting in multiple sickdays watching reruns of The Jeffersons on TVLand.
Give me a day or two and I'll think of more...