Friday, January 04, 2008

Chuck Norris as VP?

Can you see it?



Chuck Norris as VP?



Now that Mike Huckabee won the Iowa caucuses on the republican side, many are wondering, IF Huckabee wins the GOP nomination, would Chuck Norris become the VP running mate? (Maybe not many...well, in fact just me and a few people at work...)



Regardless, I say go for it, Mike!



I'm not endorsing Mike Huckabee in any way, I'm just posing a HUGE WHAT-IF...



I guarantee you this, If Chuck Norris became VP, several things would happen overnight:



* Every US citizen would be required to learn the roundhouse kick

* Flannel would become popular

* Beards would become the norm again

* Instead of the State of the Union Address in January, all of the networks would play Mission in Action and Delta Force back to back.


* Lastly, at the UN, instead of an ambassator, we would put a huge life-size cutout of Chuck Norris in the chair normally occupied by the ambassator. The cutout would look like this:



Wednesday, January 02, 2008

What Happened to Tom Bosley?



I ask this not to make fun of his age or his appearance but seriously, what happened to him?



The last time I saw him a few years ago, he was doing infomercials for some company. But evidentally, he must have aged 20 years since then because he's not looking so good. We here at Evening With Sabs hope all is right with Mr. Bosley.


Compare him to Rutger Hauer and Tom seems healthy.