Worthless TV

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Worthless TV

The time that I have to watch TV is very scarce and precious since, being a parent, you’re occupied with more important things such as the development of your child.

The times when I can take a break and brainlessly flip through the endless channels are relaxing to say the least. However, last week I ran across a show that I despised when it was on network TV and seeing it again in reruns reaffirmed that notion.

This show is Full House. Can someone please explain to me how the show Full House stayed on the air for 9 seasons? One would argue that it has the "wholesome family" motif where regardless of what befalls them, all is fine and dandy at the end of the half hour. Fine. Point well-taken. I'll even admit that happy endings give me a good feeling most of the time. However, 192 of them are just too many "everything-is-back-to-being-perfect" scenarios for my taste.

So the next time you’re flipping through the channels and you come across an old episode of Full House, do yourself a favor and blow right by it. Even if you feel yourself being drawn in while asking yourself the question, "I forgot how young the Olsen Twins actually were in this show", its best for the good of all that you continue to channel-surf and maybe land on something more innocuous such as the Food Network or a rerun of the Jeffersons.

Then again, John Stamos' hair, however, does stand the test of time. That in itself might be worth the price of admission.

Winter's Wrath in late Autumn

December 18, 2005

Winter's Wrath in late Autumn

So much for the Global Warming pundits' talk of polar icecaps melting, my backyard is officially a glacier and it’s getting thicker!

The first 18 days of December in Northeastern Ohio have been the 2nd coldest EVER! We're talking temperature records that have been on the record books since 1871 which, by the way was during a mini-cold period in climate history but I digress.

Why is it so cold so early? Here's a little climate background and some meteorology to hopefully explain this somewhat freak early winter:

The atmosphere circulates around the planet in a wave-like fashion. One of the components of these waves is called Rossby Waves. Rossby Waves are waves formed due to Coriolis Force as air circulates around the planet at different latitudes. Changes in--yes, a scary weather term: Vorticity--(one of the most fundamental driving forces in planetary atmospheric motion which causes the overall weather patterns) change the dynamics of the wave. (If you’re wondering--and I know most of you are--what the equations that are used to describe the changes in vorticity and ultimately weather patterns, check this out.

Maybe all of you will think twice before mocking the local television weather guy or gal. We had to study and memorize this stuff! (Thank you Dr. Pasken)

Anyway, these Rossby Waves are not uniform so they tend to fluctuate in intensity as they circle the northern hemisphere because of changes in vorticity. Often times, a Rossby Wave will develop an upper level low over Hudson Bay in Canada while a strong high pressure cell becomes entrenched over the North Atlantic.

This upper level high (at an altitude of 18,000 feet) often migrates a little to the west or to the east throughout the year. This fluctuation in the position of this "North Atlantic High" directly effects how much arctic air is funneled down over the eastern 2/3rds of the US. The dynamic fluctuation of this high pressure cell over the north Atlantic is called the North Atlantic Oscillation or the NAO.

If the NAO is positive, the weather across the eastern US and Great Lakes tend to be warmer than normal with below normal wide-scale precipitation. If its negative, than the floodgates open from the north and the eastern US gets blasted with arctic air, lake effect snow and a better chance of nor-easters forming shifting the ridge to the west.




Right now, as of this writing (December 18, 2005), we are in a negative phase of the NAO. This would explain why the average high temperature for the first 18 days of December has been 25 degrees whereas last year it was 42!

Incidentally, The NAO also exhibits significant variability over multiple decades. For example, the negative phase of the NAO dominated the circulation from the mid-1950's through the 1978/79 winter. Those of you who remember those winters back in the late 70s, the NAO was the reason for it.

The near record cold notwithstanding, ski resorts are reporting some of the best business this early in the year in quite a long time.

The million dollar question still remains: What is the rest of the winter going to bring? It seems as if the NAO is starting to change toward the positive which would suggest that January will bring less cold air outbreaks. At this point, I welcome a weeks worth of 40+ degree weather. But in this age of supercomputers with weather models containing partial differential equations that would make the most sure-footed mathematics major cringe; there is still no guarantee in weather forecasts. Stay tuned.