Friday, January 04, 2008

Chuck Norris as VP?

Can you see it?

Chuck Norris as VP?

Now that Mike Huckabee won the Iowa caucuses on the republican side, many are wondering, IF Huckabee wins the GOP nomination, would Chuck Norris become the VP running mate? (Maybe not many...well, in fact just me and a few people at work...)

Regardless, I say go for it, Mike!

I'm not endorsing Mike Huckabee in any way, I'm just posing a HUGE WHAT-IF...

I guarantee you this, If Chuck Norris became VP, several things would happen overnight:

* Every US citizen would be required to learn the roundhouse kick

* Flannel would become popular

* Beards would become the norm again

* Instead of the State of the Union Address in January, all of the networks would play Mission in Action and Delta Force back to back.

* Lastly, at the UN, instead of an ambassator, we would put a huge life-size cutout of Chuck Norris in the chair normally occupied by the ambassator. The cutout would look like this:

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

What Happened to Tom Bosley?

I ask this not to make fun of his age or his appearance but seriously, what happened to him?

The last time I saw him a few years ago, he was doing infomercials for some company. But evidentally, he must have aged 20 years since then because he's not looking so good. We here at Evening With Sabs hope all is right with Mr. Bosley.

Compare him to Rutger Hauer and Tom seems healthy.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year!

(Pictured is Times Square with confetti falling)

Its hard to believe that 2007 is basically over.

For me, it was filled with many welcome changes. The first and most rewarding was the birth of my daughter, the second was a better work schedule for the family which, aside from the lack of sleep--who doesn't--has been been a godsend. I truely hope that 2008 will be blessed with just as much warmth and fulfillment.

What about 2008. Is this really a special year?

2008 is divisible by 2, 2, 2 and 251.

2008 is a leap year which means that Christmas is on a Thursday which means a four day weekend.

Most high school seniors were born in 1990. Crap. That's scary.

2008 is season 7 of American Idol. Great. More wannabee crooners who quit their jobs at the local greasy spoon.

The 4th Indiana Jones Movie titled and Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Finally, maybe a female president.

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